Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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