no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
everyone is single if you try hard enough
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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