I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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