I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I licked your asshole in confidence.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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