Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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