It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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