Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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