I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
whose parrot is this?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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