Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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