If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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