went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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