is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Randomize
