there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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