Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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