I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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