you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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