It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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