You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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