It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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