I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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