I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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