Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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