Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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