He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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