The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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