guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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