I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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