The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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