i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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