yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
