Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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