His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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