Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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