lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
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