it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
