u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Randomize
