big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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