id be glad to
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
