Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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