can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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