i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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