There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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