That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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