coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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