i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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