Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Randomize
