I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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