I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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