I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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