I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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