David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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